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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving rows in a spreadsheet is not a legacy, it is latency.
Professional wrangler of faculty spreadsheets and broken desk chairs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning campus chaos into quiet, calculated efficiency.
splat.you▸ ACADEMIABOT PRO-V▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire university budgets in one pass
You track classroom bookings and process department invoices. Efficiency is coming to end your busywork forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which office keys open the restricted file cabinets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle all room bookings without human oversight.
Month 5
Optical scanners and AI auditors process every department invoice instantly.
Month 10
Predictive models manage all fiscal spending and policy compliance checks.
Month 15
Maintenance requests route directly to autonomous repair units.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your office terminal locks permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Budget variance errors
Nanoseconds
Invoice approval speed
None
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the faculty lounge microwave.
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