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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning academic prestige into empty spreadsheets is an automated chore.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for academic ghosts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the ivory tower connections.
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filters partnership leads faster than human greed
You chase grants, draft MOU documents, and cold-email companies for internships. It is bureaucratic busywork with extra steps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is lying about their funding commitment during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Agents scrape LinkedIn to draft and send your cold outreach messages.
Month 5
Smart templates now auto-populate all legal boilerplate for partnership agreements.
Month 10
Autonomous agents purge your zombie donor lists and organize lead scoring.
Month 16
Self-syncing calendars eliminate your lunch scheduling and coordination labor.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs without human intervention while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
84 per week
Emails sent to dead leads
12,000 versions
MOU template revisions
4 liters daily
Coffee consumption during meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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