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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCollecting business cards is not a strategy, it is a hobby.
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schedules three thousand meetings by lunchtime
You facilitate industry connections for research and funding. Most of your work is just scheduling repetitive networking meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which donor hates the department chair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents now handle your entire introductory email sequence.
Month 4
Predictive software identifies which donors are actually worth contacting.
Month 9
Video platforms replace your physical networking events with algorithms.
Month 14
Automated legal software drafts partnerships without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
A server rack replaces the need for your personal relationships.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Coffee meetings per week
82%
Emails sent without replies
Subjective
Partnership value added
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus alumni library.
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