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Will AI replace University President jobs? · Latest report #7frguahh
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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsProfessional fundraiser who spends donor money on better landscaping than faculty.
Professional glad-hander with a PhD in expensive rhetoric.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing tuition flow without the ego.
help!youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shuffles endowment funds into shell companies
You manage massive endowments, navigate endless board meetings, and pretend to balance budgets while courting wealthy alumni donors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a convincing look of empathy during a campus protest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms identify and contact donors more effectively than human networking.
Month 5
Software shifts funds automatically based on departmental performance metrics.
Month 13
AI systems prepare and present board reports without any human fluff.
Year 2.2
Generative avatars deliver perfectly tuned speeches for every major.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The administrative office is locked and replaced by a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
99.9%
Alumni emails ignored
2000+
Hours spent at dinners
12
Budget cuts per cycle
Your severance
A lifetime library card and one engraved brick.
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