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Your job has an expiration date
May 16, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just training data for our local LLM.
Professional reader of books you've already skimmed.
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You lecture on nineteenth-century prose, grade stacks of student essays, and attend endless faculty senate meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine passion in an undergraduate's essay about Victorian poetry.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Your course materials are scanned and uploaded to our learning engine.
Month 11
An AI agent begins marking grammar and structure in student papers.
Month 21
Your presence is replaced by a chatbot trained on your archives.
Year 2.4
Your voice is cloned to record future semesters of lectures.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure and closes your office door.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200 per semester
Avg essays graded
400 weekly
Minutes spent in committees
12 percent
Percentage of syllabus read
Your severance
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