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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour syllabus is just a prompt file waiting for a server.
Southern academic juggling grants, curriculum, and pure administrative dread.
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You juggle grant applications, curriculum planning, and grading student papers. You spend your life in committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their grandmother's health to miss a test.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent writes your entire course syllabus in seconds.
Month 5
Software scans student papers and provides instant, cold feedback.
Month 12
A centralized dashboard replaces all your committee decision-making processes.
Month 16
Algorithm-driven bots generate perfect grant proposals for university funding.
Year 2 · D-Day
The university archives your physical office and turns it into storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails answered daily
89%
Average lecture boredom
Too many
Committee meetings attended
Your severance
One lifetime library card and a coffee mug.
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