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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets and emails are just waiting for a better algorithm.
Senior specialist in chasing down overdue project forms.
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Automated administration without the tenure track.
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filters your inbox into a trash bin
You track global university grant compliance and manage complex internal reporting schedules for multiple research departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a hostile department head's vague email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your standard status update emails automatically.
Month 4
Bots scrape all department receipt data directly into the database.
Month 8
Scheduling agents handle all calendar conflicts without human input.
Month 15
Automated auditing tools flag all non-compliant reports instantly.
Month 21 · D-Day
All administrative tasks are now handled by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
142
Emails per day
310
Minutes in meetings
48
Spreadsheet tabs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our administrative error logs.
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