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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou herd academic cats until the machine simply deletes the cats.
Expert in navigating bureaucratic quicksand and broken legacy portals
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Automated administration for higher learning
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autocreates approval chains for every request
You manage budgets and faculty timelines for business school initiatives. You chase signatures for endless internal committee approvals.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, agonizing patience required to explain policy to tenured department heads.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers digest project logs to generate your weekly reports.
Month 6
Software agents negotiate vendor contracts directly with university purchasing systems.
Month 13
Smart contracts replace manual signature collection for all budget requests.
Month 21
Algorithms resolve scheduling conflicts without needing a human intermediary.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The department board replaces your office with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Committee approvals per week
42
Spreadsheet tabs opened
89%
Email threads ignored
Your severance
One free pass to the faculty lounge microwave
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