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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPolishing the image of a building that is already half empty.
Polishing ivory towers while the foundation cracks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated prestige generation at scale.
brr.you▸ UNIPROPAGANDA V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite prospective student engagement
You draft press releases and social media posts to lure students to a mid-tier regional university.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the university is ranked 400th in the country.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start generating all social media posts and press releases.
Month 4
Image generators replace the need for posters and event graphics.
Month 8
Bots handle all high school recruitment emails and student inquiries.
Month 13
An AI writes the speeches and manages the rector's public image.
Month 18 · D-Day
The promotion office is locked and all tasks are fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400 percent
Click-through rate improvement
0.2 seconds
Average post composition time
purely cosmetic
University ranking boost
Your severance
a branded university hoodie and a lukewarm coffee voucher.
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