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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning your ivory tower into a highly efficient, committee-free data warehouse.
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You juggle research budgets, academic tenure politics, and curriculum mandates while hiding in long, pointless faculty meetings.
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You can sense exactly which tenured professor is about to ruin a board meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your meetings to identify actual decision-making patterns.
Month 7
The system automatically allocates funds based on objective metrics.
Month 16
Algorithms handle faculty evaluations using pre-set quantitative data.
Year 2.2
AI summaries replace your three-hour faculty senate lectures.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the central server takes command.
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