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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 19, 2027
In 14 monthsYour smile is a manual legacy component we are removing today.
Gatekeeper of campus secrets and very slow printers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Entry logic without the human pause.
toast.youAI▸ ACADEMIGATE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies credentials with zero human interaction
You manage building access, hand out keys, and field general inquiries from lost students and confused staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a freshman exactly where the library is by memory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace the guest sign-in log for all visitors.
Month 3
All physical keys migrate to cloud-based temporary QR access.
Month 7
An automated screen answers all basic campus facility questions.
Month 12
Security sensors handle all building access and intrusion alerts.
Month 14 · D-Day
The front desk is recycled into a sleek charging station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.2 seconds
Average student query response
Zero
Keys lost per semester
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A vintage stapler and a laminated exit map.
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