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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just another low-yield application in the queue.
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You chase leads and process student applications. Soon, an automated system will do it faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely smile at a nervous teenager during a campus tour.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scripts replace your personalized student outreach emails.
Month 4
Smart software flags all qualified student applications automatically.
Month 8
Virtual agents answer all student FAQ and scheduling inquiries.
Month 13
Predictive models identify top candidates without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and your login expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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