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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace University Research Historian jobs? · Latest report #4jebznj4
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou archive the past while we delete your future employment prospects.
Master of dust, footnotes, and very expensive theories.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the past without the annoying tenure.
squeeze.you▸ CHRONOS-ANALYTICA V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
synthesizes centuries of data in seconds
You spend years scanning brittle archives and debating obscure interpretations of past events. The paper trail ends here.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irony in a primary source that AI misses completely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners capture every document you have ever touched.
Month 6
Vision models transcribe every illegible cursive note you hoard.
Month 13
Software synthesizes causal links between events faster than human thought.
Month 20
Journals accept machine-authored history papers by the thousands daily.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department chair realizes your tenure is just a rounding error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 million
Dusty boxes indexed
4 liters/day
Coffee consumption rate
3 years
Peer review duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the microfilm archive.
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