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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou train the models that will eventually write your own tenure papers.
Senior academic (mostly LaTeX, deeply skeptical of LLMs).
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You synthesize complex renewable energy data and write research papers using AI tools to secure grant funding.
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You can still defend an unpopular hypothesis when the data gets messy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI assistants take over your tedious literature review and bibliography formatting.
Month 7
Python agents scrub your sensor noise without needing constant manual tuning.
Month 18
Language models write your grant applications based on current success patterns.
Year 2.4
Software evaluates your research logic before you ever submit it.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A centralized server cluster produces all your department's output autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
78%
Grant proposal rejection rate
4 per day
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