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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving room conflicts is just math, and math hates your salary.
Master of the spreadsheet, victim of the faculty lounge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect schedules without the human whining.
bzzt.youAI▸ ROOMALIGNER OS 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes room utilization before the morning coffee
You spend days manually shuffling course times to avoid overlapping lectures and finding empty classrooms for professors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain to a professor why they cannot have the penthouse lecture hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system scrapes your entire course catalog and room inventory.
Month 3
Rules on capacity and tenure are fed into the logic engine.
Month 6
The AI finds the perfect schedule while you still check emails.
Month 9
Professors receive automated links to their rooms with no human mediator.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department deletes your admin account and puts the system on autopilot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,200 per year
Room conflict emails sent
64 percent
Lecture hall utilization
99 percent
Percentage of faculty complaints
Your severance
A vintage stapler and a campus map with no exits.
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