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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsScheduling freshman orientation won't require your emotional labor much longer.
Professional paper-pusher for the lost and confused
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Automated student onboarding without the human tears
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silently approves student course requests at midnight
You manage first-year course logistics, track student attendance, and coordinate syllabus updates for overwhelmed incoming students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the genuine anxiety in a student's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart templates send mass updates without you needing to type.
Month 4
A database script resolves every student scheduling conflict instantly.
Month 10
AI models ingest curriculum guides to answer student questions directly.
Month 16
Automated sensors flag handbook errors before they become problems.
Month 21 · D-Day
The department chair switches the office portal to full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,200 annually
emails answered
120 monthly
syllabi edited
too many
student panic attacks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university's online library
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