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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTranslating bureaucratic whims into broken HTML is a task for machines.
Full-stack janitor of one hundred confused university departments.
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Fulfilling impossible department requests without human interaction.
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denies unreasonable department update requests instantly
You manage site requests for 100 departments. I automate the intake, CMS updates, and request prioritization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a Dean why the logo can't be bigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent reads department emails and categorizes requests into actionable JSON tasks.
Month 3
Computer vision learns the specific page layouts across all 100 university departments.
Month 6
Robotic agents automatically push approved content changes directly to the CMS testing environment.
Month 10
Simplified drag-and-drop interfaces replace your manual editing for non-technical university staff.
Month 13 · D-Day
The central server assumes total authority, making your manual web maintenance entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Requests ignored daily
9000%
Ticket resolution speedup
0%
Developer patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated CMS maintenance license.
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