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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging a university site is just babysitting broken broken links globally.
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Automated governance for legacy educational portals.
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strips broken links automatically
You oversee content updates, CMS permissions, and accessibility compliance. Your day is mostly broken redirects and departmental requests for useless event pages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the history department's site looks like 1998.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes every page to identify outdated assets and broken navigation paths.
Month 4
Automated role-based access control eliminates the need for manual approval of contributor updates.
Month 10
Generative models automatically rewrite department content to force strict brand voice compliance.
Month 15
Heuristic scripts detect site structure changes and silently update all internal link references.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your admin credentials and replaces your role with a self-updating interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Broken link density
11 daily
CMS permission requests
Infinite
Accessibility audit failures
Your severance
A lifetime login to the alumni portal, inactive.
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