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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Unix Engineer jobs? · Latest report #5jikenhz
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou automate the server setup so we can automate you out.
Bash-scripting wizard allergic to graphical user interfaces.
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Self-healing infrastructure for a cloud-native world
pop?you▸ KERNEL-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches kernel vulnerabilities before they exist
You manage operating system kernels and bash scripts. You keep file systems healthy and server uptime high.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all your bash scripts and documentation folders.
Month 4
Automated agents start applying updates before errors are even reported.
Month 8
Infrastructure-as-code tools force every server to match the ideal state.
Month 13
Container systems restart crashed services faster than you can blink.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the machine self-updates permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.999 percent
Average uptime maintenance
too many
Bash scripts written
infinite
Coffee consumed while debugging
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a cloud provider.
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