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July 29, 2027
In 9 monthsYour shell scripts are just legacy noise waiting to be garbage collected.
Shell-scripting enthusiast with a very high blood pressure.
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Immutable infrastructure that never needs a reboot.
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patches production nodes without downtime
You manage Linux servers, handle kernel patches, and troubleshoot low-latency connectivity for high-frequency trading platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the obscure kernel bug crashed production at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest your bash history to map your every move.
Week 9
AI manages non-critical security updates without your human oversight.
Month 5
Models identify hardware failures before your monitoring tools even trigger.
Month 7
Traffic routes itself through faster paths than any human could calculate.
Month 9 · D-Day
The cluster fully automates itself and deletes your credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Zero
Kernel panics resolved
99 percent
Human error probability
Infinite
Uptime guarantee
Your severance
One free server-rack to keep as a pet.
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