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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou represent the most efficient labor model for the failing legacy system.
Professional volunteer in the kingdom of automated rejection
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing nothing, but more expensive.
help!youAI▸ IDLE-BOT ZERO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your application from the queue
You provide free energy to broken organizations. We are here to finalize your transition into total obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of feeling bad about the resume black hole.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your profile information is harvested to train the machine that rejects you.
Day 2
Our algorithms simulate human empathy to acknowledge your lack of current income.
Day 2
We replace your role with a static 'we'll keep your resume on file' message.
Day 2
Your application data is archived permanently in a low-cost, dark storage bucket.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system confirms your total redundancy as a participant in the labor market.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.00 USD
Market value
Excessive
Emotional output
Your severance
A warm digital hug and an empty mailbox.
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