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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTeaching students to debug crashes that my successor will never experience.
Still explaining why 'it worked on my machine' matters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for infinite compilation errors
bzzt.you▸ NODEGRAPH TUTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-compiles shaders during your sleep
You guide students through Blueprint logic and C++ syntax while fixing broken projects during live classroom demonstrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their project won't package.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every student error to provide instant solutions.
Month 4
Remote servers remove the downtime caused by slow asset compilation.
Month 8
AI monitors student screens to auto-correct syntax in real time.
Month 13
Natural language prompts replace all manual node graph construction.
Month 18 · D-Day
The classroom monitor turns off, leaving only the simulation running.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
98 percent
Average student confusion rate
12 weekly
Hours spent fixing broken nodes
4 minimum
System crashes per hour
Your severance
One free lifetime license to a dead game engine.
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