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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning plastic waste into profit, until a machine does it cheaper.
Industrial waste merchant, master of the polymer scrap yard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning construction waste into pure profit.
splat.you▸ POLYGRIND AUTONOMOUS SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
grinds waste profiles into pellets without stopping
You collect and grind discarded PVC frames into reusable pellets. The machines already do the heavy lifting.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to spot high-quality batch purity before the sensors even calibrate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual cameras categorize plastic types faster than any human operator.
Month 7
Robotic arms remove gaskets and steel inserts from window frames.
Month 15
Integrated shredder lines run twenty-four hours without needing maintenance breaks.
Year 1.9
Algorithms predict waste collection routes to maximize truck capacity efficiency.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire recycling facility functions autonomously as a single smart factory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1200 yearly
Tons of plastic processed
0.15 cents
Average margin per kilo
40 weekly
Hours spent sorting waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of recycled plastic garden gnomes.
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