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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour specialized diet is now a redundant consumer inefficiency.
Street-level protein enthusiast with a very niche palate.
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Efficient protein extraction for the modern era.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUGBOT SIFTER V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
vacuums entire sidewalk ecosystems in seconds
Scours urban pavement for insect specimens to consume. Manages nutritional intake through street-level foraging.
The one thing AI can't do
You can distinguish between a nutritious beetle and a toxic one by smell alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors identify high-density insect zones on city sidewalks.
Month 18
Robotic vacuum arms clear sidewalks of all living targets.
Year 2.3
Integrated processors sort and pasteurize insects for consumption.
Year 3.2
Processed insect protein is distributed directly to vending machines.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human foraging is banned due to industrial efficiency standards.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 grams
Daily protein yield
2000 kcal
Calories burned foraging
High
Pathogen exposure risk
Your severance
One lifetime supply of synthetic protein paste.
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