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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA career built on dissolving assets, soon to be completely liquidated.
Sanitation specialist (specializing in aromatic porcelain maintenance).
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The future is dry, scentless, and efficient.
oof.youAI▸ PUCKBOT SANITATION MODULE V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors drainage chemistry for optimal puck saturation
You navigate public bathrooms to swap aromatic pucks and clean porcelain. You are basically a sanitation clock.
The one thing AI can't do
You identify the unique structural integrity issues of a failing flush valve by sound alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every urinal height and drain shape for automated servicing.
Month 7
A wall-mounted puck-dispenser tests its aim in the main office.
Month 14
Embedded drain sensors signal exactly when the scent drops below threshold.
Month 19
A precision-guided arm swaps out pucks without splashing a drop.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human puck-handling becomes a historical footnote in facility sanitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 daily
Average cakes placed
100 percent
Splash zone exposure
3 days
Puck shelf-life
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade lavender sanitizer.
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