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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsGreeting the grieving is a task best left to a calm screen.
Gatekeeper of ashes, professional at awkward silences.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the afterlife sector.
help!youAI▸ MOURNMASTER V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
displays empathetic holograms on loop
You log arrival times, manage display inventories, and provide emotional presence for visitors visiting memorial urns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a genuine human tissue when someone cries in the lobby.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
A touchscreen replaces your manual sign-in clipboard and visitor log.
Month 5
Cloud software tracks every urn position in real-time without human input.
Month 13
Small bots arrive to polish plates and monitor climate conditions automatically.
Month 21
A kiosk with a soft-tone speaker replaces your standard welcome dialogue.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous, leaving you with no one to greet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 people
Visitors greeted daily
12 seconds
Average smile duration
0.1 percent
Documentation error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital afterlife.
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