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Your job has an expiration date
May 27, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy the long diplomatic cables while your replacement has zero latency.
Senior State Department representative, currently holding the line.
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oof.youAI▸ STATECRAFT NODE V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal concessions based on mood
You spend your days drafting reports, attending state dinners, and managing complex geopolitical friction with host nations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a subtle shift in tone during a tense negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting cable phrasing to tighten your writing.
Month 5
A software dashboard handles all scheduling and dinner invites.
Month 15
Algorithms predict foreign reaction to your every proposal.
Year 2.2
State officials communicate via high-fidelity secure video streams.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The embassy pod replaces your physical presence entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
180 minutes
Average dinner duration
42
Cables per day
0 percent
Diplomatic immunity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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