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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaigning is just data mining, and you are far too expensive.
Professional fundraiser with a side interest in public policy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Passes laws without the need for pork.
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votes on all bills at light speed
You attend committee hearings, draft legislation, and endlessly solicit donations for re-election. Your job is now a prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the physical ritual of a firm, calculated, disingenuous political handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models automate donor emails and social media outrage cycles.
Month 5
Algorithms draft legislation based on polling trends instead of ideology.
Month 13
Virtual avatars answer constituent emails using pre-approved party scripts.
Year 2
Direct integration between ballot inputs and the legislative record.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The chambers are repurposed into high-density server farms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 hours daily
Average donor calls
Zero
Legislation reading time
Negative
Public approval rating
Your severance
A lifetime pension paid in stale commemorative coins.
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