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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour flight deck choreography is just math that ships can handle.
Professional loud-noise connoisseur with excellent peripheral vision.
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Total flight deck orchestration without the shouting.
nom.you▸ DECKMASTER V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
clears the deck in thirty seconds flat
You move aircraft around the flight deck, manage crash firefighting, and direct heavy machinery under extreme wind conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a pilot is panicked before they even touch the deck.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart LED deck lighting replaces your hand-signal flashlight choreography.
Month 6
Sensors map aircraft positions to optimize deck space automatically.
Month 15
Autonomous foam-spraying turrets eliminate the need for manual hose teams.
Year 2.2
Vision systems guide planes to launch points without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The flight deck operates entirely through integrated ship-wide automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
100000 gal
Tons of jet fuel handled
140 dB
Flight deck noise rating
Zero
Human margin for error
Your severance
A decommissioned anchor and one year of Netflix.
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