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Will AI replace US Senator jobs? · Latest report #gsrb9hbe
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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign donors get better ROI from a prompt-engineered language model anyway.
Professional theater critic and master of the filibuster.
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Consistent corruption with zero overhead.
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delivers performative outrage on a loop
Legislators trade favors, fundraise, and draft bills while performing public theater to signal support for their base.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye and lie effectively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI models handle fundraising calls to maximize extraction efficiency.
Month 9
Software synthesizes donor preferences into perfectly formatted legislative text.
Month 18
A screen displaying a pre-recorded, high-fidelity avatar replaces physical attendance.
Year 2.2
Decision-making logic optimizes votes based on real-time polling data.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The senator position is retired as a central processing cluster assumes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
4 hours daily
Average donor calls
near zero
Bill reading time
48 hours
Public outrage retention
Your severance
A signed picture of a lobbyist and a LinkedIn premium.
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