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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour camera is expensive but your ad targeting is hilariously predictable.
Car photographer by day, ad spender by night.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning heaps into showroom gold automatically.
split.youAI▸ AUTOPROMOTE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad bids based on local trends
You photograph inventory for dealership websites and manage paid search campaigns. Your job ends when AI generates better creative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot the dent in the bumper the software keeps editing out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software crops, cleans, and removes plates from your raw photos.
Week 6
Algorithms begin adjusting your Google bids based on hourly conversion data.
Month 3
AI replaces your photography with synthetic 3D showroom-ready vehicle renders.
Month 5
Machine agents manage the entire ad spend without human input.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access to the ad accounts is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
24 shots
Avg photos per sedan
2.4 percent
Click-through rate
45 days
Inventory stale days
Your severance
A tripod and a voucher for premium background removal.
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