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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell depreciating metal boxes until the customer stops answering texts.
Professional dream merchant and part-time credit detective.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lot never sleeps, and it never lies.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE LOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates interest rates down to zero
You pitch vehicles based on monthly payments and hunt for trade-in opportunities on the lot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk off the lot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Inventory systems will automatically link prices to real-time market data.
Month 4
Smart lockers and GPS trackers remove your role in managing vehicle access.
Month 10
Algorithms will bypass the finance office wait by instant-clearing loan terms.
Month 15
A screen provides the perfect discount to close the deal instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The kiosk replaces the desk and never forgets to mention the warranty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2
Average lies per test drive
6 cups
Coffee consumption during lulls
45 minutes
Time spent checking credit scores
Your severance
One floor mat and a keychain.
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