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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour smile doesn't increase the resale value of a rusty sedan.
Expert in turning depreciation into a monthly payment plan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless vehicle acquisition and financing
split.youAI▸ LOTBOT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-approves loans using deep-fake charm
You shuffle loan papers, photograph cars, and record videos. Machines do this faster, cheaper, and without the fake charisma.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the buyer's hesitation when they look at the transmission leak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
360-degree scanners will replace your walk-around videos and photography.
Month 4
Smart software replaces the manual entry of customer loan forms.
Month 11
Buyers select and purchase vehicles through self-service digital kiosks.
Month 16
AI models handle all client questions with scripted product knowledge.
Month 22 · D-Day
The dealership lot now operates entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average fake smiles per day
0.3
Seconds to upload car photos
12%
Financing approval error rate
Your severance
One complimentary oil change for your personal commute.
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