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Will AI replace Used Media Store Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #64g5d4zh
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour expertise in pricing scratched CDs is officially becoming a hobby.
Expert in determining if your scratched DVD is worth pennies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning clutter into cash without the judgment.
glub.youAI▸ TRADEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans collections and spits out store credit
You appraise used media and manage store inventory. Our machines will soon handle these transactions without the small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a rare pressing and a scratched reprint by touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify media condition and value instantly using visual scanning.
Month 6
Conveyor belts organize incoming stock by genre without human touch.
Month 12
Machines handle cash and credit issuance directly to customers.
Month 18
Small robotic arms pull and replace stock on store shelves.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your management terminal permanently switches to full autonomous mode.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 minutes
Average trade-in hesitation
120 grams/week
Dust buildup on cassettes
14 percent
Human error rate on grading
Your severance
One free box of unsorted 90s pop CDs.
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