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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Useful Idiot jobs? · Latest report #yn7nwgnc
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour capacity to be misled is now vastly outpaced by algorithmic precision.
Human asset with high susceptibility to corporate nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total affirmation, zero human bias.
wheee!you▸ VALIDATION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates mindless praise for any bad idea
You provide uncritical validation for failing projects. Automated sentiment analysis bots now handle this job much cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be genuinely fooled by a lie with no metadata attached to it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin liking and sharing content with higher engagement rates.
Week 9
Algorithms provide programmed agreement to all corporate internal polls.
Month 3
Real-time AI monitoring makes your vocal support redundant.
Month 5
Company culture is enforced by software, not human peer pressure.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server confirms you are obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
98 percent
Average gullibility score
14 per minute
Validation requests processed
Zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
A warm handshake and a participation trophy.
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