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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace User Access Administrator jobs? · Latest report #ys3rh2a9
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified gatekeeper for people who overthink spreadsheets.
Professional gatekeeper of bank trading floors.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security for the paper-pushing elite.
split.you▸ ACCESSBOT SENTINEL 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes access permissions with one click
You manually grant access to trading systems and chase bankers for access certifications. You are a glorified clipboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a trader is actually lying about needing admin rights.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Systems link directly to human resources for instant access changes.
Week 9
AI mimics your patterns to rubber-stamp the quarterly access reviews.
Month 3
Third-party vendors manage their own credentials via secure machine APIs.
Month 4
Language models handle all trader emails about forgotten password requests.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200 annually
Emails sent to traders
800 yearly
Hours spent chasing approvals
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A warm handshake and a locked email account.
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