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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou curate canned responses while a LLM handles the actual empathy.
Professional empathy proxy and part-time bug reporter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the masses
split.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 8.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users into believing bugs are features
You juggle ticket queues and feed product feedback back to developers. Your job is a glorified switchboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their technical issue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the tone of incoming tickets automatically.
Month 3
AI suggests perfect, cold responses for your review.
Month 5
Software automatically tags and routes tickets to internal teams.
Month 7
You stop drafting responses and just click 'approve'.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system replaces you entirely with full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 seconds
Average resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation index
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated self-help portal.
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