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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou move boxes on a screen until an algorithm finds a pattern.
Design lead (thinks their font choice changes human behavior)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated intuition for every click path.
toast.you▸ FLOWLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes user flows before the user thinks
You create wireframes, conduct user research, and argue about button placement. You spend your life making navigation intuitive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually frustrated, not just clicking slowly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI scans your design library and adopts your brand guidelines.
Month 5
Sensors and vision models automatically resize elements for mobile screens.
Month 10
An agent monitors heatmaps to adjust button placement without human input.
Month 17
The AI presents design iterations directly to the product owner.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your design software license is revoked in favor of the auto-generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42 weekly
Average pixel pushing hours
118 total
Unread Slack mentions
6 daily
Meetings about button color
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic wireframe tool.
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