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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsRecording users struggle with touchscreens is not a long-term career strategy.
Professional nodder at ergonomic industrial design failures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying human frustration with precision.
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aggregates emotional telemetry in real-time
Moderates hardware prototype testing sessions and synthesizes feedback into actionable design reports. Bridges the gap between confused users and engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about liking the industrial design prototype.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated legal portals replace manual paperwork and consent tracking for all lab participants.
Month 5
Computer vision models monitor user physical interactions with prototypes to replace manual note-taking.
Month 10
Large language models ingest session transcripts to generate standard design feedback reports instantly.
Month 15
Robotic camera rigs enable remote, automated testing sessions without human moderators present.
Month 19 · D-Day
The facility transitions to fully autonomous testing cycles requiring zero human facilitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 seconds
Average session silence
92%
Reports ignored by design
12000
Post-it notes wasted yearly
Your severance
A decommissioned prototype and an NDA for life.
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