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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTesting products for users who are already faster than you.
Human proxy for software that hates being touched.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fails faster than any human user.
toast.you▸ CLICKBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes your production environment instantly
You manually navigate software interfaces and report bugs. We just run code to simulate those actions instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for finding the one UI edge case that causes legitimate rage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We record your mouse movements once and turn them into code.
Week 9
A cloud server clicks every single button faster than your eyes blink.
Month 3
The software writes its own crash logs without complaining about the UI.
Month 5
Neural nets find the exact input strings that break your app.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human testers are deleted from the JIRA permissions list forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
10000
Clicks per second
zero
Boredom threshold
perfect
Feedback quality
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the error log.
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