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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a latency buffer for our incoming ticket bot.
Professional listener of technology-induced user misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even finishes typing.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETMASTER NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users into believing bugs are features
You spend your day resolving ticket backlogs, troubleshooting user software issues, and repeating the same scripts endlessly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about having restarted their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated text models take over the simplest password reset queues.
Week 9
Our model ingests your wiki and learns every canned response.
Month 5
Sensors scan user logs instantly to suggest fixes before you see them.
Month 10
Background bots auto-patch user issues without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and all tickets are answered by logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.02 seconds
Average resolution time
4 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
zero
Tickets closed in sleep
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium AI chatbot.
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