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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMoving boxes of paper is a task that logic finds insulting.
Pallet-jockey navigating the bureaucratic labyrinth of logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the last mile and beyond.
no no noyou▸ POSTALSORTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unloads entire trailers in four minutes
You load and unload trucks, navigate warehouse floors with forklifts, and dump bins of mail. Machines are already faster at gravity.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the spatial intuition to rescue a mangled package from a jammed conveyor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven scheduling optimizes incoming truck arrivals to eliminate wait times for loading teams.
Month 10
Vision-guided forklifts begin navigating loading docks to move pallets without human steering inputs.
Month 21
Customized robotic arms attach to sorter chutes to dump bins with precision and zero injury.
Year 2.5
Centralized logistics servers dictate the exact stacking pattern for every truck to maximize weight distribution.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The human dock presence is fully superseded by an integrated facility-wide gantry and pallet system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 lbs
Average Lifted Weight
0.02% yearly
Forklift Accidents
Infinite
Bin Dumping Throughput
Your severance
One complimentary set of heavy-duty safety goggles.
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