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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Utilities Administrator jobs? · Latest report #5545vtdm
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets and GIS maps are just data waiting to escape.
Master of buried pipes and digital record archives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the underground before you can click.
sluurp.you▸ UTILITYMIND OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates infrastructure permitting and mapping updates
You manage utility infrastructure data, project schedules, and historical records. Your desk is a tomb of buried layers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which dusty basement cabinet holds the 1974 blueprints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners convert all your paper archives into searchable machine vision data.
Month 5
Real-time sensor data overrides your manual map updates automatically.
Month 10
Algorithms determine maintenance schedules without needing your project management expertise.
Month 15
The system writes and emails all board reports while you sleep.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the software manages the entire utility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
140,000
Records indexed per hour
99.9%
GIS layer accuracy
High
Human error probability
Your severance
One free cloud storage subscription for life.
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