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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsGravity is the only coworker you have who will never be replaced.
High-altitude wood-butcher and live-wire enthusiast.
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Pruning high voltage threats with zero pulse.
oof.youAI▸ LINECLEAVER-X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
autonomously navigates vertical canopy obstacles
Climbing trees to prune branches near live high-voltage wires using chainsaws and rigging equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which way a rotting limb will twist before it breaks under pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Mapping tree growth patterns via multispectral cameras to identify risky limbs.
Month 15
Testing robotic arms that operate saws from stabilized platforms near lines.
Year 2.7
Deploying self-driving shredders that follow trucks to clear fallen debris instantly.
Year 4
Mounting robotic pruning gantries directly onto existing power line towers.
Year 5 · D-Day
Total removal of human climbers from the high-voltage right-of-way.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
Unlimited
Voltage tolerance
42
Branches cleared hourly
Zero
Accidental falls
Your severance
A blunt saw and a sturdy pair of boots.
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