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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to upsell home insurance to grandmothers is statistically irrelevant.
Professional gatekeeper for quarterly energy tariff updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without the awkward pauses.
oof.youAI▸ UTILITYBOT CRM-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises objections in real-time with sentiment analysis
You cold-call customers to upsell energy plans and insurance. You manage call queues and track CRM notes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their current energy usage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI prioritizes high-value callers before they even reach you.
Month 4
Real-time prompts replace your memory of complex tariff rules.
Month 10
Bot agents handle the billing complaints that waste your time.
Month 15
Synthesized voices handle the cold calls with infinite patience.
Month 21 · D-Day
The department is shut down as the AI reaches 100 percent conversion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
3 minutes
CRM entry time
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the utility you used to sell.
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