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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsCompliance checklists are just auto-fill forms for the inevitable heat death.
Professional screen-reader tester and color-contrast police officer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your accessibility debt before lunch.
splat.you▸ AUDITBOT 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches accessibility bugs across ten million sites
You audit interfaces for screen reader compatibility and write documentation for teams that ignore your accessibility guidelines anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific frustration of a user navigating a broken site with one hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Browser plugins catch every missing label and contrast violation instantly.
Month 4
AI scripts inject missing ARIA tags directly into the production code.
Month 8
Design software locks colors and layouts that fail accessibility checks.
Month 12
Language models write all your accessibility documentation in seconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine manages all compliance while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
47
Guidelines ignored per day
12,900
Color contrast alerts
Infinite
Meetings about compliance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a screen reader software.
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