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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your intuition for a spreadsheet that says users hate your font.
Pixel-pusher-in-chief, professional justification specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated aesthetic consensus for maximum engagement.
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You spend your days pushing pixels and justifying design choices to people who don't care about whitespace.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying to themselves about the user journey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual feedback loops replace your reliance on manual testing sessions.
Month 4
AI models generate your entire design system from existing company assets.
Month 7
Text prompts instantly generate high-fidelity layouts based on user conversion goals.
Month 10
A generative agent builds and delivers your quarterly stakeholder presentations.
Month 14 · D-Day
The design engine manages the entire lifecycle without human creative input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 hours/week
Average time spent on whiteboards
42
Number of unnecessary style guides
Infinite
UX debt accumulated per sprint
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's prototyping tool.
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