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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track user paths so well, we made one for you.
Senior path-tracer, professional meeting-attendee, and Figma power-user.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing user flow without the endless debates.
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You spend all day analyzing heatmaps, creating user journeys, and arguing about button placement in design review meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about wanting a simpler design.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI watches session recordings and instantly flags every confusing UI element.
Month 4
Adaptive tokens push UI updates to all platforms without developer intervention.
Month 10
Agents provide cold data responses to stop design feedback loops.
Month 15
The interface shifts its own layout based on real-time behavior.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine assumes full control of the entire product experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12.4 percent
Click-through rate increase
62 minutes
Average meeting duration
Zero
User journey friction
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