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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Jira tickets are just sophisticated digital graffiti.
Professional cat-herder of designers and engineers
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Closing tickets faster than you ever could.
split.you▸ SYNCBOT-UX-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocancels all non-essential status meetings
You track design milestones and nudge stakeholders to stop scope creep. You facilitate syncs that could be emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stakeholder is lying about their project timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents now update Jira statuses based on git commit activity.
Month 3
An LLM writes your status reports by scraping your project logs.
Month 6
Asynchronous feedback loops replace your daily standup and weekly syncs.
Month 10
Algorithmic resource allocation settles conflicts before they ever hit a calendar.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of a dashboard agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
48 minutes
Average meeting duration
89 per week
Jira tickets moved
12 percent
Productive output time
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a digital whiteboard tool.
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