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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague user insights into revenue-generating interface loops.
Professional listener, full-time synthesiser of user pain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying empathy for maximum conversion lift.
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aggregates thousands of user sessions into trends
You watch people struggle with prototypes to write reports that stakeholders will ignore anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about liking the new navigation bar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI watches every click and scroll to identify friction points instantly.
Month 5
Models generate thousands of test scenarios without needing real humans.
Month 11
Interface elements adjust automatically based on live conversion data feeds.
Month 16
The system generates its own slide decks proving its own efficiency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The research budget is rerouted entirely to server infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2 hours
Average time spent watching recording
94%
Reports ignored by product teams
Excessive
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's testing platform.
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